The general philosophy of cleaning around here seems to be: Neaten the piles. Piles on the kitchen counters, piles on the bookshelves, piles on the washing machine and dryer, piles under the beds, piles against the walls, piles in the closets. Cleaning the house equates to shrinking, reorganizing, and straightening the piles, but definitely NOT eliminating them!
Way back in my younger days, I was a Neaty. You know, one of those people who keeps their closets organized and who polishes their bathroom faucets every day. Yes, in my deepest, most secret heart of hearts, I love counter tops that are (gasp!) empty - except for maybe a small vase of flowers or a bowl of fruit. I like to put my feet up on the ottoman without having to first relocate all the books, papers, and sweaters that collect there. I like to actually be able to see the baseboards. I like to be able to open a closet door without flinching and throwing up an arm in self-defense.
Truth be told, many of the piles around the house are mine. The stack of books I'm reading for various writing projects. The egg cartons I'm saving for when egg production bumps up in the summer. Lesson plans and school-related paperwork. Yes, I am no longer the extreme Neaty I once was.
I soothe my frustrated inner Neaty by telling myself that one day (One Day - hahaha!) I will get around to cleaning out the closets. One day, somewhere far in the future, I will empty the attic. One day, I will clean out jackets and sweaters that no one uses. I will reorganize the filing cabinet, so that I can actually put some of these loose papers away.
But today is not that day. For now, I'd really just like to get the floors swept and mopped before Saturday's Ladies' Brunch. That will be no small feat, because first, the floors have to be excavated.
Notice to my children: I'll be recruiting you for heavy labor this evening and tomorrow. Hard hats and boots optional.
found an old poem from baby felix
3 weeks ago